The other tab I found wasn't the whole thing, so I simply completed it. Anyways, great song, easy to play and fun to sing. Enjoy! Intro: Dm G E Am Am If I ever hurt you it will be in self-defense Am If I ever hurt you it will be in self-defense Dm G E Am Am Podiums as high as the gallows are low F E Am Swing low, swing low, swing low. Dm G E Am Am You are a beast and I am serving up your supper Am You are a beast and I am serving up your supper Dm G E Am Oh, oh, oh… Am What will you do when they drink us all down? F E Am Will you slam your fist down on the table? Dm Cause Im not that kind of whore Bb No, Im not that kind of whore Dm G No, Im not that kind of whore Em Am But I am a little lord. F E No, Im not that kind of whore Am But I am a little lord. F E No, Im not that kind of whore Am C But I am a little lord. C Lord, grant me, gracious, I am burning up inside. C There are snakes out in the night; All these kids have gone astray; There are women with no meaning to their names When we say them- they are worse to win E F E For never over sinful days? Am So if I ever hurt you It will be in self-defense And if I ever hurt you It will be in self-defense Dm G E Am Am If you ever come at me I will hurt you F E If you ever come at me Am I will hurt you F E If you ever come at me, C You snake. Am You snake C You snake Am You snake You snake C Dm I wish you the best, you snake. G You are self-professed, you snake. F My hearts in my chest, you snake. C You can have the rest, you snake. C Dm I wish you the best, you snake. G You are self-professed, you snake. F My hearts in my chest, you snake. Am You can have the rest, you snake?